Thursday, August 23, 2007
more beautiful than a vacuum cleaner
"I'm a rock star, and I have five babies! But I'm still a rock star. I'm not gay. I met a beautiful girl, and she asked me to marry her, and then before I could marry her, I met a handsome boy, and he asked me to marry him. So I said yes to the boy and no to the girl. I had to tell the girl. My husband is so handsome! He is more beautiful than a vacuum cleaner or animals. We own a zoo! And I am a rock star."