Meandering anecdotes and an occasional incisive comment, courtesy of an overeducated, feminist former-professional, who is continually outsmarted by her overly-gifted children and genius spouse and who seeks refuge in books, cocktails, and the occasional Xanax.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
more beautiful than a vacuum cleaner
"I'm a rock star, and I have five babies! But I'm still a rock star. I'm not gay. I met a beautiful girl, and she asked me to marry her, and then before I could marry her, I met a handsome boy, and he asked me to marry him. So I said yes to the boy and no to the girl. I had to tell the girl. My husband is so handsome! He is more beautiful than a vacuum cleaner or animals. We own a zoo! And I am a rock star."
Posted by the Drunken Housewife at 1:55 PM
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more beautiful than a vacuum cleaner? NO WAY! even a dust buster? i'm impressed though at the number of proposals she gets. she must have the voice of an angel!
I'm kind of killing myself laughing. Again. A vacuum cleaner OR animals?! Inconceivable!
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