Thursday, January 11, 2007

Questions, anyone?

Once again, I think it's time to return to what will be (until he refuses to participate any longer) an Occasional Feature of this Blog: Questions for the Sober Husband. Ask your questions here, and we'll get him to respond. You don't have to take my word for anything, people; here's your chance to get a second opinion on anything I've said.


Anonymous said...

1. which of your children is more like you and which is more like carole?

2. are you SOBER sober or just sober?

3. do you ever do the cooking?

4. have you ever thought about having your own blog?

5. how do you feel about being married to a woman who is adored by millions? have you ever been introduced as "Mr. Drunken Housewife"?

Anonymous said...

Since Mr. Sober was at one time a physicist in some form, I have to ask...

Did you ever use Mathematica?

That should bump up the nerd[1] quotient of the questions a bit.


[1] -- And I use nerd in only the most positive sense of the word, since I've been accused of being onw.

Anonymous said...

Well, now that you give me the chance I'm struck dumb.

1: Did you REALLY have sex in a elementry school bathroom?

Anonymous said...

My dad was the only man in a house chock full of...uh...colorful women. He was the master of the Smile and Nod when we were all at a 10 and he needed us at a 4.

How do you cope being the sole man?

texzmissy said...

My question for the Sober Husband: True or false: You can microwave a cup of water and when you take it out of the microwave, if you are not careful, the water can more or less "explode" and you can get your face burnt with the presumably boiling water.

I say no, but my daughter insists that her science teacher says it's possible. Of course, it could be that the teacher said it was NOT possible, or only theoretically possible, and she wasn't listening, but I'd still like to know.

Thank you!

Anonymous said...

I would like to know why the Sober Husband dislikes cats? (Unless this is a topic which would cause contention - but I am genuinely curious.)