Monday, January 15, 2007

Iris tells it like it is

Me: "Brush your teeth, children!"

Iris, to me, her mother: "You, brush your humanity! Brush your dignity!"


Anonymous said...

F-ing beautiful, Carole. Iris rocks. Maybe Ben, who often shouts, "My rights have been violated!" can grab a spot next to Iris at the next anti-Mom sit-in.

Anonymous said...

I fell out of my chair upon reading that.

Iris rules.

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Anonymous said...

good lord. your daughter frightens me.

My daughter calls me an idiot at age 13. I shudder to imagine what will fly out of Iris's mouth. ;)

Anonymous said...

p.s. this is one of the advantages of being a semi-conservative. My children don't believe they have rights and are totally convinced they live 20 days a month in a dictatorship called momland and 10 days a month in an amusement park named dadland.