Lola came home from first grade with a picture, which she kept concealed, but which I later saw was labeled "Purple Vampires Who Have Finished Law School."
This struck me as such an elite group: Vampires of a certain exotic pigmentation, who also must not have only been accepted to law school but also have completed their legal studies. It was a kindness, however, not to require the vampires to have all passed the bar exam.
I made that, Lucy did not! I would sue if I had the money.
Sorry, my darling, I didn't mean to misattribute your work. My most sincere apologies and admiration for your imagination, your loving mother.
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