I asked first grader Lola to tell me a story the other day while we were killing time, waiting for Iris uber Alles to finish her writing class. She happily obliged:
"Once there was a maaaaagic kitten, and he was just the size of a speck of dust. He lived on a blue couch! Then he traveled to Buttocks Land, where he met a pair of buttocks. They were very sad, because they had lost their toilet!"
"Stop right there. I don't like where this is headed."
Your charming daughter has quite the fascination with buttocks. :)
I think she could write the next book in the Professor Poopypants series. I think that's what it's called. My daughter and her friends giggled over it and all the naughty bathroom language in the early elementary years
her butt infatuation promises a life of free drinks at gay bars.
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