Anton (just lately).
* Lola's legal name.
** Lola's best friend.
*** a girl from Iris's school whom Iris heartily despises.
I loved the lawyerlike methodicalness with which Iris singled out everyone associated with Lola: not just Lola and her best friend are losers, but also everyone who goes to school with them! Iris is SO ready to draft interrogatories. Attending law school would be an unnecessary formality. I also loved the way she tempered the Sober Husband's entry with "just lately."
I shared this with the husband, who laughed but then had to stop to ponder, wondering what he had done "lately" to earn the loser status.