The writings and rantings of an overeducated, feminist stay-at-home parent who probably drinks too much, thinks too much, and doesn't get enough exercise.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
fear her
At the breakfast table this morning, Lola announced, "I am God! Watch out for me!" and chuckled demoniacally.
"What??" was my clever, witty response.
Lola gave a double take and looked at me and then said in a false voice, "Just kidding."
I am reminded of a line from Night Court where two people were arguing because one of them claimed to be God. The other asserted, "He can't be God." A third person asked the complainant "Why not?" To which the complainant fired back, "Because I am!" Perhaps you could have applied this little use case of petty blasphemy to your situation?
3 comments:
she's clearly pulled the wool over your eyes.
I am reminded of a line from Night Court where two people were arguing because one of them claimed to be God. The other asserted, "He can't be God." A third person asked the complainant "Why not?" To which the complainant fired back, "Because I am!" Perhaps you could have applied this little use case of petty blasphemy to your situation?
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2amsomewhere
i agree with 2AM, "I AM GOD!" would be both true and quench her power!
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