"I want a new mommy," announced four year-old Lola.
"What? You want to replace me?"
"No! Then I'd have two mommies!" She put her hands by her face and gazed off dreamily.
"What would you do with two mommies?"
"My new one would be sparkly! Sparkly mommy!"
so you need to be more sparkly it seems!!
yays and princess dancing!!!
You're not sparkly? I've been misled! Hrumph! I don't know if I can continue on in my position as Mr.Drunken Househusband and continue to perform the vital functions required by that previously lofty post. I feel so violated, so dirty, used even...
Find yourself a sparkly babysitter and take the day off. Problem solved.
Coming soon to a Bay Area independent bookseller near you... Lola Wants Two Mommies.
Maybe it's time to invest in some body glitter?
I actually do have some body glitter, a glitter lipstick, and a glitter gel stick for hair, although I seldom break these things out. But evidently I don't use enough sparkling products in my daily beauty routine to satisfy certain fashion girls.
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