Thursday, June 01, 2006

why cat, why?????

Years ago, an acquaintance of mine remarked that because everyone always bitched about their significant others, she felt great about being single, especially since no one ever bitched about being with their cat. I burst out with "Oh, God, we spend all day and all night over here fighting about the fucking cat. The cat took a dump on the kitchen floor two days running, when his litterbox was clean. Why, cat, why??? (The theory is that he was protesting a change in his rations. We cut back on his elite, expensive canned food after he threw up on the kitchen floor).

The cat wiped his ass on a pillow. Why, cat, why?????"

After that, for about a year, many of my female friends and acquaintances used to walk around saying, "Why, cat, why???"

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