Meandering anecdotes and an occasional incisive comment, courtesy of an overeducated, feminist former-professional, who is continually outsmarted by her overly-gifted children and genius spouse and who seeks refuge in books, cocktails, and the occasional Xanax.
Monday, June 26, 2006
my children fight about who farted
Lucy finds farting hilarious and, on the relatively rare occasions when she does fart, she announces proudly, "My butt made that noise!" Once, not all that long ago, cantankerous older sister Iris argued, "No, MY butt made that noise!" They were headed towards tears, arguing loudly, when I interrupted and suggested, "Maybe BOTH your butts made a noise at the same time! You both farted!" Peace was restored.
Posted by the Drunken Housewife at 11:27 PM
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