The morning before Lola's birthday party, the Sober Husband inquired, "Are you planning to do the litterboxes?"
"What kind of a question is that? I do the litterboxes EVERY DAY. Actually, I was planning to do it as an activity. I'll have the kids fish for turds during the party."
Iris wandered in at this point. "What? What? Fish for what?"
"At Lola's party, I'm going to have the kids clean the litterboxes as an activity. I'll give them the litter scoop, and they can see who fishes out the most!"
actually i think you should have put the drunk mother on this. she'd have probably had a blast.
I never know what to use a bait.
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