Friday, January 18, 2013

another "how not to take a compliment" lesson, courtesy of the DH

Recently I was talking to a man, someone significantly younger than me, and I noticed he was fidgeting a lot.  "Why are you twitching like that?" I asked.

"I feel nervous talking to you, because you're so hot."

I gave him an incredulous look.  "I am forty-eight years old!"


NonymousGoatsePants said...

Clothed, and you had him twitching!

Imagine if you were nude and covered with gravy. His head would have exploded.

the Drunken Housewife said...

My response: "I thought you were on drugs. I was about to say, to you 'When we have an interesting substance, we offer it to our new friends.'"

the Drunken Housewife said...

(My response to the twitcher, not to you, Goats. The DH is slightly inebriated, which is a very rare thing in these days of health).