Saturday, December 04, 2010

the wonders of pets

Iris uber Alles and I were lounging around, and Al, our drooling, skeletal, mentally-challenged cat jumped up on my chest, as is his wont. Then Pigwidgeon, our witless African Grey parrot, flew over on to me. "Pig, Al was here first! Iris, take her!" I said. "I can't have both Pig and Al on me; I get overstimulated."

"Yeah, you can't have two mentally retarded animals on you at once," Iris said judiciously. "It's too much."

We laughed.

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