Thursday, December 19, 2013
driving with Baby
My love affair with my Mini Cooper, a.k.a. "Baby", continues. Yesterday I admonished the children to speak respectfully of her. "Her? 'Baby' is a girl?" asked Iris as she got into the car. Buckling her seatbelt, Iris turned to me, obviously making a great effort to keep a straight face. "Where are Baby's genitals?" she asked with great faux seriousness.