Meandering anecdotes and an occasional incisive comment, courtesy of an overeducated, feminist former-professional, who is continually outsmarted by her overly-gifted children and genius spouse and who seeks refuge in books, cocktails, and the occasional Xanax.
Saturday, December 15, 2012
this isn't disturbing; no, not at all
The Sober Husband has been bored at work lately, and he calls me from time to time. The other day we were chatting, and he shared, "Yesterday I was so bored I watched your dot." He clarified that he has a program which monitors where my cellphone is. "I watched you drive up Masonic, then wait on Waller, then drive off. I was so bored, I just sat there watching for a really long time."
Posted by the Drunken Housewife at 3:41 PM
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Maybe you should just drive to random, disreputable locations every once in a while to make him wonder what is going on. :-P
You gotta drive around so that the path spells something. Something like, "I'm F-ing Matt Damon!"
Of course Sarah and what's-his-name got divorced after that, so maybe not that phrase. Perhaps, "GET TO WORK!"
There should be a notification on your cellphone when someone's monitoring you.
you need to line your purse in lead.
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