Tuesday, April 20, 2010

4/20

Today Lola had a drawing class in Golden Gate Park, and I could not find a parking spot. Driving around crankily, I eventually remembered that it is April 20th... i.e., 4/20. "Ah," I thought to myself. "It's the day all the potheads celebrate by taking up all the parking spaces in Golden Gate Park!" I eventually pulled up and instructed Iris to walk Lola to her art lesson and then wait for me in the kitchen, while I parked. After driving around and around, I got decisive and parked illegally, figuring that the many police on hand should be preoccupied with the potheads, rather than my car.

I met up with Iris and instructed her firmly: "Next year, do NOT let Mommy drive to Golden Gate Park on Four Twenty! I don't care what classes you guys have; we're skipping them." We left the citadel of the arts studio to take in the sights of that special day, which consisted of a very dense crowd of people under thirty and one reggae band which everyone was ignoring. "Iris, be careful!" I nagged. "Don't knock over anyone's glass pipe!" Indeed it appeared that everyone had brought their finest hookahs, bongs, and pipes for the occasion; there were a lot of showy art glass smoking apparatuses on display. "These people are breaking the law," marveled Iris as the fumes of marijuana filled the air.

"Did you learn anything, Iris?" I asked her as we walked back to the arts studio. "Not really," she said.

Back at the studio, Iris did her homework, and the sounds of the potsmokers could be heard within the walls. The art parents and instructors were slightly crabby. "All those people are driving high as a kite," one artist and instructor complained. "And the bongo playing, they're playing the bongos in the daylight." She gestured tiredly. "I just want to tell them to give it up, just stop."

7 comments:

hughman said...

well everyone knows bongos are a gateway drum.

Silliyak said...

and they make it harder to raise the bar...not that that is a bad thing...

Anonymous said...

Oh, hughman. I wish I could give you a rim shot for that. LOL

Anonymous said...

one might presume... that technically many of them are only violating federal law, but are in compliance with California's medical marijuana laws.....

heh

dag

the Drunken Housewife said...

True dat, Dag, and I discussed it with Iris, but 99% of those gathered on 4/20 were under 30 and extremely healthy and fit in appearance.

Iris predicted that the marijuana legalization proposition will pass, based upon the big crowd in GG Park on 4/20.

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Dread Pirate Davi said...

Would someone just legalize it already, so I don't get cranky every time someone close to me smokes up? That's honestly my only hang-up as far as the smoking goes.