Today as Lola and I walked to school to pick up Iris, Lola was trying to enforce her walking sensibility upon me. She was bothered that I stepped on the yellow lines in the crosswalk, which is very bad luck. With great solicitude, Lola inquired if I had stepped on any dragonflies.
"No. What happens if I step on a dragonfly?"
"If you step on a dragonfly.... If you step on a dragonfly... I don't know!" Lola pondered and then said triumphantly, "If you step on a dragonfly, you will apologize... in hell!"
so many things to remember! you need a list with you at all times.
What is alternately funny and making me question my own maturity level is that I often punctuate the ends of sentences with "...in hell!"
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