Wednesday, January 02, 2008

first an imposter...

Recently I was paid the great compliment of having someone post here stating that this blog is 'the greatest fake blog since Anonymous Lawyer." I wasn't a big fan of "Anonymous Lawyer" (although I read the paperback... a bit too light for me, but nicely written), but I did feel immensely flattered by this accusation. How charming that someone thinks Iris and Lola are great fictional characters.

On the web today I ran across someone who says I am the infamous Stanford Law Hooker, the Stanford graduate who turned prostitute to pay off her student loans and then married a Silicon Valley hotshot (believed to be the Sober Husband). I have actually been offered money for sex (declined it) and for domination services (declined that also) and was once mistaken for a porn star in my twenties (it was flattering, believe it or not), but no, I am not the Stanford Law School Hooker. I am what I am: a Drunken Housewife with my degree from Stanford hanging by the refrigerator in the kitchen. I don't have enough energy to fake this blog. If I did have some creative energy bubbling up, I have a half-finished novel lurking in the recesses of my laptop to finish.

In any event, I don't care what believes for the most part, so long as they enjoy the blog.

5 comments:

Melissa said...

Hey, as long as they are talking about you!

FENICLE said...

No kidding. Don't they say that about celeb's too? If they are talking about you, it's good no matter what they say??

Happy New Year!

Brown said...

I can vouch for having seen the degree by the 'fridge.

GodsKid said...

And I can vouch for "enjoying your blog". I love reading it! Your "mundane" days are so enjoyable. My two puppies (shih tzu's) don't say anything HALF as entertaining as your darlings!

2amsomewhere said...

After having been to the residence and lived to tell about it, I am pretty sure that the stories are not made up. Besides, some of the Iris and Lola experiences are so hilarious you can't make that kind of stuff up.

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