Monday, January 31, 2011

how to elicit homicidal feelings

I was having a spectacularly bad day, a terrible, awful, horrible day, which was known to my life's companion, the Sober Husband. As I was having problems using a translation application on the iPad to try to communicate with the Chinese exchange student staying with us, the Sober Husband remarked cruelly, "Even a toddler can use an iPad."

He'll be lucky if he makes it through the next twenty-four hours without being maimed.

1 comment:

J9 said...

At least you can plead insanity, as I'm sure your girls will back up that claim