Sunday, February 01, 2009

Lola's fall from grace

For a couple of years now kindergartener Lola has styled herself a god, one with the power to condemn people to hell, but today there was a surprise. Her big sister Iris informed me, "Lola is Satan now."

I looked at Lola for more information. Lola grinned happily and shouted merrily, "I am the Satan Lola!"

"Yeah, she calls herself 'Satan Lola' now," interrupted Iris. "And she has Satan monkeys..."

Interrupting Iris right back, tiny, sweetfaced Lola screamed, "SATAN MONKEYS IN HELL! AND THEY KILL KILL KILL!" She clawed furiously at the air to demonstrate the killing abilities of her Satan monkeys.

7 comments:

Amaryllis said...

I like Satan Lola better.

2amsomewhere said...

"SATAN MONKEYS IN HELL! AND THEY KILL KILL KILL!"

And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on Lola, sent her down the hall, said, "You're our girl."

--
2amsomewhere
(apologies to Arlo Guthrie)

Davi said...

LOLA AND I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

Silliyak said...

There's a movie scrip in here looking to get out.

hughman said...

satan was, however, an angel before he was the Dark Lord. can Lola face having been an angel first?

the Drunken Housewife said...

Don't get too excited, people. By five o'clock Lola had changed back to a god. "What about your Satan Monkeys In Hell?" I asked. "I did magic, and now they have been trained to be good!" she beamed.

theoddduckling said...

And I can't stop laughing. Lola knows evil when she sees it.