Meandering anecdotes and an occasional incisive comment, courtesy of an overeducated, feminist former-professional, who is continually outsmarted by her overly-gifted children and genius spouse and who seeks refuge in books, cocktails, and the occasional Xanax.
Monday, August 25, 2008
an impending ceremony
"Mommy, there's going to be a ceremony soon," announced five year-old Lucy importantly, "for the Lucy Club and for EVERYONE WHO HATES IRIS!!"
Will there be formal invitations and what will be the required dress?
oooo.... a ceremony! pray before the goddess lucy!
I think that anyone who hates Iris will be welcome to drop by. Knowing Lucy, the dress code is to dress cutely or fancifully.
I don't have any negative ideas about Iris, so I suppose I shan't be invited. However if properly bribed I might develop some!
TEAM IRIS! we need a counter protest with signs. maybe a press call or two! and t-shirts! and cocktails! yay liquor!
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