"Okay so once upon a time, there was a venomous fly trap, and it bit Audrey. This was not just any Venus fly trap, it was a poisonous venus fly trap. And then she got very very sick, and she was just a second away from dying, but she didn't die. She lived on and on. "
(This particular story has been repeated to me by the Sober Husband, Iris uber Alles, and Lola herself).
oooo... it's now achieved mythological status. soon she'll need a temple.
ReplyDeleteWhen can we expect the sequel??
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ReplyDeleteAll hail Audrey!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Hughman. Audrey is obviously holding auditions for High Priestess.
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