"Did you know Lucy is in the first grade mafia? It's a group of individuals in organized crime who are all in the first grade," narked Iris today. "They go around attacking some people and protecting others. They attack kids that are bigger than them, not littler, and they protect ones that are little."
"Oh, no," demurred organized crime figure Lola. "Sometimes we attack kids that are littler than us."
at least it's organized. organization is a valuable skill. she sounds destined to be a heather.
ReplyDeleteBeware deliveries of dead fish.
ReplyDeleteIt must be the thing at that age as I clearly remember being in a 'gang' in 1st grade. Me & two boys. I wasn't just the eyecandy either. I was the muscle.
ReplyDeleteIs Lola the "Don" of this group? No Doubt she will be shortly as she plots to overthrow everyone in her way to leadership. Good Luck to her.