Sunday, April 06, 2008

a vengeful god

The resident five year-old has had an eventful week, changing her name from Lola back to Lucy and declaring herself to be a god.

Last night the God Lucy was feeling inadequately served. Her tired and cranky father refused to get up and make her a cup of chocolate milk, and Lucy's divine and vengeful temper resonated throughout the land. "I'LL DESTROY YOU!! I'LL KILL YOU AND YOU'LL GO TO HELL!! AND THEN YOU WON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS!!"

In disbelief, the Sober Husband queried her. "You're going to send me to hell?"

"AND YOU WON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS THERE!!"
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8 comments:

  1. Vodalus2:55 PM

    hahahaha

    I'm sure he wasn't nearly as amused.

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  2. Silliyak2:59 PM

    Please remind LUCY, that she always liked me.

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  3. hughman4:56 PM

    funny, if i was banished to "hell", i'd probably see a number of friends there.

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  4. the Drunken Housewife5:27 PM

    I wondered, Hughman, if that remark meant that the Great God Lucy intended to spare the rest of us.

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  5. Captain Steve6:59 PM

    All Hail the Great God Lucy! However, I have a couple questions: What is in hell if there are no friends, and Will there be chocolate milk?

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  6. hughman8:07 PM

    captain spike -

    AHTGGL ( Alll Hail The Great God Lucy) is my new favorite LOL.

    AHTGGL indeed,

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  7. Trouble11:36 AM

    "AND YOU WON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS THERE!!"

    My kids have met my friends, thus, it's hard to imagine them saying this.

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