tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post7371726440030701499..comments2023-12-16T13:01:57.794-08:00Comments on shh, don't wake the DRUNKEN HOUSEWIFE: yet another parroting failthe Drunken Housewifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14606104534453493304noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-19335868533510986432011-08-02T15:32:29.431-07:002011-08-02T15:32:29.431-07:00Makes me think of how cats, when believing themsel...Makes me think of how cats, when believing themselves to be the alphas in the house, will not cover their feces in the catbox. It doesn't help that the humans in the house flush their offending waste; this reinforces the alpha delusion. I've often been tempted to use the catbox, just to make a statement. I AM BOSS HERE. YOU ARE NOT. COVER YOUR SHIT.Dread Pirate Davihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12132865704181220466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-81957804662013830042011-07-31T12:53:50.764-07:002011-07-31T12:53:50.764-07:00Reminds me of the time I tried spanking my oldest....Reminds me of the time I tried spanking my oldest. The next time she got upset with me she smacked me right in the face. I was so stunned! I couldn't believe this 18 month old child was hitting me until I found myself telling her "You do not hit! If you hit again you'll get a spanking... ooohhhh." I turned to DH and said "Yeah, this won't work."Jen in VAnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-61957217234091137292011-07-31T11:25:56.096-07:002011-07-31T11:25:56.096-07:00If you had only been able to assume the power posi...If you had only been able to assume the power position by leaping up on top of the headboard before leaning menacingly down to perform the aforementioned beak flicking reprimand I'm sure you would have prevailed.Carrollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12716839866042506364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-27220342363285911762011-07-29T00:47:19.834-07:002011-07-29T00:47:19.834-07:00oh no you di'int.oh no you di'int.hughmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09995638646423120399noreply@blogger.com