tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post5233169949263942733..comments2023-12-16T13:01:57.794-08:00Comments on shh, don't wake the DRUNKEN HOUSEWIFE: just call me Jennifer Anistonthe Drunken Housewifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14606104534453493304noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-67238649441953409092020-10-27T21:03:55.498-07:002020-10-27T21:03:55.498-07:00Carole,
Wow, this piece reminds me of how I had b...Carole,<br /><br />Wow, this piece reminds me of how I had breast cancer and I had to get a double mastectomy and how I suffered through chemo and JOKE, it was gumball in my sweater!<br /><br />Great piece, Carole, very sensitive to other's pain.<br /><br />GGEB123https://www.blogger.com/profile/11961395434185749964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-38785476273381170132013-10-26T01:47:50.424-07:002013-10-26T01:47:50.424-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Download BBM for Androidhttp://android-appsforpc.com/download-bbm-for-android-bbm-for-iphone/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-34114291862342639752009-03-11T07:57:00.000-07:002009-03-11T07:57:00.000-07:00I was just about to email you and tell you to try ...I was just about to email you and tell you to try again!<BR/><BR/>I promise you, I am not bitter about my actual divorce and do not regard his skanky, allegedly lesbian coworker as better than me.the Drunken Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14606104534453493304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-35040449777230698402009-03-10T15:20:00.000-07:002009-03-10T15:20:00.000-07:00er...ignore my last comment. i am so embarrassed....er...ignore my last comment. i am so embarrassed....<BR/><BR/>kedspokAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-26677284830685274492009-03-10T15:18:00.000-07:002009-03-10T15:18:00.000-07:00I just read the first few lines and had to stop in...I just read the first few lines and had to stop in disgust. "It's always painful to be left for someone BETTER?" You think he left you for someone BETTER than you? The man was an idiot. Even as a collection of nouns and verb delivered to my computer electronically, I feel I know you well enough to look at your ex-husband and give him a metaphorical raspberry. You're fabulous, babe, enjoy the fact you got away!<BR/><BR/>kedspok@aol.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-54768790749455736482008-11-03T04:00:00.000-08:002008-11-03T04:00:00.000-08:00Ah, stomatitis. Poor Al. My Maggie first had sympt...Ah, stomatitis. Poor Al. My Maggie first had symptoms at age 4. She's 10 now. Most of her back teeth have been pulled. We (the vet and I) think that having her teeth cleaned every three months will allow her to keep the rest. She's the most spoiled, adorable cat, and actually is quite content.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-52487160642941281802007-03-13T12:45:00.000-07:002007-03-13T12:45:00.000-07:00That was one of the funniest things I've read on t...That was one of the funniest things I've read on the internet. It belongs in the Best of the Drunken Housewife.<BR/><BR/>Carol Ann (aka nmitford)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-26958217734828440712007-03-06T11:22:00.000-08:002007-03-06T11:22:00.000-08:00Okay, that was the best fucking post ever.Although...Okay, that was the best fucking post ever.<BR/><BR/>Although I have had men try to use me for the tuna, too.<BR/><BR/>That phrase may have to work its way into my female vocabulary..."Dump him, girl, he's just using you for the tuna."Troublehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16553273498093394669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-87159534125953423072007-03-05T20:37:00.000-08:002007-03-05T20:37:00.000-08:00Jim, I'm more scarred by Bob dumping me than I am ...Jim, I'm more scarred by Bob dumping me than I am my actual divorce. I'm not sure what that says about me...the Drunken Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14606104534453493304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-74739750578933326682007-03-05T15:57:00.000-08:002007-03-05T15:57:00.000-08:00Shameless. I was feeling real sympathy for you un...Shameless. I was feeling <I>real sympathy</I> for you until I got to the end of the fourth paragraph.JKGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13569861165454532541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-75820463184108842962007-03-05T08:38:00.000-08:002007-03-05T08:38:00.000-08:00C'mon, DH - you foster cats! You should know what ...C'mon, DH - you foster cats! You should know what fickle creatures they are!<BR/><BR/>I'm actually on the other side of the triangle (somewhat). When I bought my house and was remodeling it, Miss Kitty came waltzing over, said, "Hey, this looks great! I'm moving in with you!" and then patiently waited for me to actually move in so she could join me. While she didn't have an actual home (she lived in a shed in someone's backyard), there was a woman who had cared for her, taken her to the vet on a regular basis, and had seen that her kittens had been adopted. She was frantic when Miss Kitty went AWOL, and it took her a couple of months to find out about me. She was actually ecstatic when she found out that Miss Kitty was living with me, as she had tried, unsuccessfully, to find her a home several times. (She couldn't adopt Miss Kitty herself, because Miss Kitty HATES dogs, and she had two of them.)<BR/><BR/>While I know the Miss Kitty loves us, I wouldn't doubt for a second that she'd move on should a better offer come along. Ha! She'd have a hard time topping our household!<BR/><BR/>At least you can take consolation in the fact that you have other, wonderful felines in your life.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-58867764131174093822007-03-03T16:22:00.000-08:002007-03-03T16:22:00.000-08:00also, DH, while your neighbor does share angelina'...also, DH, while your neighbor does share angelina's habit of trying to adopt everything in sight, unlike jennifer aniston i can only assume you are the much much more exotic one in this relationship. bob just found someone who could be his bitch 24/7 and not be distracted by things like "kids" and "husbands" and "a life".hughmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09995638646423120399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-53123501907028173552007-03-03T15:07:00.001-08:002007-03-03T15:07:00.001-08:00p.s. I am more bitter about this than my actual d...p.s. I am more bitter about this than my actual divorce!the Drunken Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14606104534453493304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-61810221155576201152007-03-03T15:07:00.000-08:002007-03-03T15:07:00.000-08:00I wrote it that way on purpose. I was going to ke...I wrote it that way on purpose. I was going to keep it up longer, but I didn't want to jerk anyone's emotions around too much. BUT... I have been much better to Bob than I have been to my husband! I treated that cat like gold! He is the biggest fucking ingrate ever!the Drunken Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14606104534453493304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-62405804181241045802007-03-03T14:52:00.000-08:002007-03-03T14:52:00.000-08:00I'm with Hughman, I was getting really righteously...I'm with Hughman, I was getting really righteously indignant for you until "Oh, it's THE CAT"Silliyakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12357513229346986960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-126628028697041162007-03-03T14:50:00.001-08:002007-03-03T14:50:00.001-08:00Our local shelter puts assesments of the cats pers...Our local shelter puts assesments of the cats personalities in their files. The cat before Lily was described as "Opinionated". We were not sure what that meant. We learned. Sounds like Bob was similarly Opinionated.Silliyakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12357513229346986960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-2112984650295619242007-03-03T14:50:00.000-08:002007-03-03T14:50:00.000-08:00lol. i got half-way through this post when i final...lol. i got half-way through this post when i finally (duh) understood you were talking about a cat. so i had to start over with my newly realized knowledge, relieved your x-husband didn't disappear for the weekend and act like nothing had happened. <BR/><BR/>cats act extremely entitled in my experience.hughmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09995638646423120399noreply@blogger.com