tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post1815899933768012742..comments2023-12-16T13:01:57.794-08:00Comments on shh, don't wake the DRUNKEN HOUSEWIFE: hallucinationsthe Drunken Housewifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14606104534453493304noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-2441330104636687542007-07-26T21:14:00.000-07:002007-07-26T21:14:00.000-07:00Chaos Control said, "You are a better woman that I...Chaos Control said, "You are a better woman that I for there's no way in God's Green Washcloth..." That put such a smile on my face! I love you, commenters!the Drunken Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14606104534453493304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-27301360919546272602007-07-26T20:56:00.000-07:002007-07-26T20:56:00.000-07:00oh homey, after you any future wife should just co...oh homey, after you any future wife should just cower in fear.hughmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09995638646423120399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-79585177946568338302007-07-26T12:13:00.000-07:002007-07-26T12:13:00.000-07:00You are a better woman that I for there's no way i...You are a better woman that I for there's no way in God's Green Washcloth that I could have kept my mouth shut after her silly hallucinatory comment!!<BR/><BR/>Woman of the Year, you are!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-77605731403156840302007-07-26T10:43:00.000-07:002007-07-26T10:43:00.000-07:00I love that story about the parking space, Thi. I...I love that story about the parking space, Thi. <BR/><BR/>I was my first husband's second wife, if you follow me, and THAT mother-in-law was a prize. I was convinced it was because she liked the first wife better that she was so mean to me, and I finally aired that opinion to my ex, who laughed. "You think she doesn't like you? She REALLY hated my first wife." I've got to write about her sometime.the Drunken Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14606104534453493304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-17608129263646640752007-07-26T07:11:00.000-07:002007-07-26T07:11:00.000-07:00I happen to be a second husband for my wife. In a...I happen to be a second husband for my wife. In a row, not concurrently; wouldn't that be a scandal? or a TV movie ...<BR/><BR/>All I had to be* was, uh, better than the first husband. So far, so good.<BR/><BR/>MY mother-in-law took LSD and all that good stuff in the 60s and early 70s. Good times, man, so I hear.<BR/><BR/>Like the time MIL and FIL had to ask the parking lot guy at the concert to park his car because the <I>parking space was moving like a wave</I>.<BR/><BR/>Sincerely,<BR/>Thi<BR/><BR/>* - Well, you just have to /appear/ better than the first one. Whatever that means.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08273675932913272333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-26096416509471663632007-07-25T18:15:00.000-07:002007-07-25T18:15:00.000-07:00I've noticed things are always easy to those who h...I've noticed things are always easy to those who have never actually done much of anything. <BR/><BR/>She didn't even have the excuse of being high (ostensibly) when she made the stupid remark about baby Iris. <BR/><BR/>Most people at least realize the insanity of their drunken or drug induced revelations.Missyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00571974304103698871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-5922949329358446872007-07-25T18:11:00.000-07:002007-07-25T18:11:00.000-07:00This post is so casually written, it's hilarious !...This post is so casually written, it's hilarious ! And I'm NOT on LSD ! :D <BR/><BR/>Your mother-in-law sounds like... well, every mother-in-law on earth. I doubt mine took LSD though :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-4849018292245186942007-07-25T17:52:00.000-07:002007-07-25T17:52:00.000-07:00Maybe you should have spiked the beets with acid a...Maybe you should have spiked the beets with acid and put her down for a nap.Freewheelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05882672545710899282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-12237639589653182722007-07-25T17:28:00.000-07:002007-07-25T17:28:00.000-07:00i agree. the MIL sounds like a bitch (hi SH!!!) bu...i agree. the MIL sounds like a bitch (hi SH!!!) but anyone who can work tripping on acid into dinner conversation gets some admiration.hughmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09995638646423120399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-41254698316550863512007-07-25T12:21:00.000-07:002007-07-25T12:21:00.000-07:00Good Lord (of the Green Washcloth), you are an ang...Good Lord (of the Green Washcloth), you are an angel for putting up with that woman. I'm not sure I could hold my tongue on that one. Impressive.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-91861040911282298452007-07-25T12:20:00.000-07:002007-07-25T12:20:00.000-07:00I remember that one. That's not even your best MI...I remember that one. That's not even your best MIL story, is it? We could write a book.<BR/><BR/>Carol Ann (nmitford)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-74021998076999283482007-07-25T04:37:00.000-07:002007-07-25T04:37:00.000-07:00Your MIL is quite a piece of... well, you know the...Your MIL is quite a piece of... well, you know the rest!Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11550327028100224637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-85916724974703840862007-07-24T22:31:00.000-07:002007-07-24T22:31:00.000-07:00If we speak to you in little voices, will you obey...If we speak to you in little voices, will you obey?the Drunken Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14606104534453493304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-19853326745875516812007-07-24T21:27:00.000-07:002007-07-24T21:27:00.000-07:00This is so cool man, my hallucinations are talking...This is so cool man, my hallucinations are talking about hallucinations!Silliyakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12357513229346986960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324039.post-36962687449550608022007-07-24T20:04:00.000-07:002007-07-24T20:04:00.000-07:00at least she admitted to taking LSD! i just used t...at least she admitted to taking LSD! i just used to see herons on the dancefloor and watch the wood move in an ocean pattern. <BR/><BR/>perhaps you are nothing more than a flashback. could be worse.hughmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09995638646423120399noreply@blogger.com