uh oh, competition

Lola just handed me a colorful slip of paper, reading:

(Mommys Needed) MOMMYS ARE BEST
BEST Momma AWARDS

BEST MommY contest

It is illustrated by a smiling, smug looking girl labeled "child" over the caption "Mommys are best", next to a frowning brown-haired man labeled simply "Dad."

I liked the artwork, but I harbor no arrogance here. I could well see Lola informing me kindly, with a condescending pat on my hand, that I have placed last in the "BEST Momma AWARDS."