Meandering anecdotes and an occasional incisive comment, courtesy of an overeducated, feminist former-professional, who is continually outsmarted by her overly-gifted children and genius spouse and who seeks refuge in books, cocktails, and the occasional Xanax.
Saturday, July 12, 2008
long ago
"Long ago," five year-old Lucy intoned while looking intensely at me, "Cats ruled the earth. But their only superpower was staring without blinking!"
Beast (that's her name) also has the superpower of making humans move at the speed of light. She does this by placing her pooter directly in front of your nose.
polly's superpower is she can conjure turkey every morning from my breakfast place. shazam!
ReplyDeletethe only measurable power I'm aware of is the cat's ability to slowly destroy a sofa while their kitty Condo remains pristine.
ReplyDeletewell all world leaders have priorities.
ReplyDeletethis is a test
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ReplyDeleteAnon, do we share a cat?
ReplyDeleteBeast (that's her name) also has the superpower of making humans move at the speed of light. She does this by placing her pooter directly in front of your nose.