Thursday, August 23, 2007

heaven is a cruel place

Iris Uber Alles (who turns 8 tomorrow!) and four year-old Lola have been playing heaven lately.

"I'm going to have a fashion show," said Lola happily.

"There's no fashion show in heaven!" said Iris sternly.

"Well, there could be a fashion show."

"No! Lola, Jesus is going to be mad at you."

"I want a fashion show," said Lola stubbornly.

""LOLA, Jesus is going to hate you! He's going to hit you if you have a fashion show."

5 comments:

  1. The Church of Iris is a tough one, indeed.

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  2. Happiest Birthday Iris!

    "Jesus" might frown on a fashion show indeed. But I personally think a runway for God is a GREAT idea!

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  3. (seconding hughman's birthday wish)

    But I personally think a runway for God is a GREAT idea!

    I'm thinking for the background music... something produced by Giorgio Moroder, or at the very least, lots of sampled handclaps.

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    2amsomewhere

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  4. Anonymous1:36 PM

    the fashionable are smoted

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  5. Anonymous12:48 PM

    Funny how kids only pull the Jesus card when they want to get their way. Now, who ELSE do we know who does that?

    (Sorry, I know that's not PC. I just can't resist my baser instincts.)

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