Lola decided to train Iris Uber Alles's pet rats last night. "Not Curly* is so dumb!" she shouted. "He is so stupid! He ate a whole box of treats without learning to do anything!"
I felt "Not Curly" had demonstrated his superior intellect by scamming a whole box of yogurt drops without doing any work, but Lola insisted he is "so dumb!"
* Lola calls the rats "Curly" and "Not Curly." Iris calls them "Cutebone" and "Goosebye."
I ate an entire box of chocolate donuts last night, and as this is not my first time to do so I have to say I'm more like Not Curly than I like to admit.
ReplyDeletewhat was she teaching them to do? was IUA involved? finally, how many more pets are there?
ReplyDeleteboy, seems like the hughman has lots and lots of questions.
ReplyDeleteinteresting!
LOL. i am very inquisitive and always like to hear all the details. it's the writer in me.
ReplyDeleteThese rats are no secret; I blogged about them last July!
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what she was trying to accomplish; Iris was upstairs watching "The Simpsons" on her father's ipod.
i missed the "rats" post. oops.
ReplyDeletemy guess is she was trying to teach the rats how to :
1. dance like fashion girls
2. freeze so their legs don't work
3. sing the "oh yeah, oh yeah..." song
hard to do with only one box of treats.